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        <title>Java Programmer and his girl friend</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Have you heard a java programmer who broke up with his girl friend because he treats her like an object?]]></description>
        

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        <title>It's private</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Bunch of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about java programming at a university. After the lecture a man leaned over his front to reach for a women's breast. <br><br>Woman: &quot;Hey! It's private OK!?&quot;<br><br>The man hesitated...]]></description>
        

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        <title>Java Lightbulb Changing README</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Jakarta-Edison Lightbulb Sockets Implementation<br><br>Jakarta-Edison is a pluggable framework for pluggable illumination devices. Version 2.0 of the library now supports numerous kinds of light bulbs - incandescent, flourscent, halogen,...]]></description>
        

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        <title>Refactored RomeoAndJuliet</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[/**...]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2004 10:37:14 -0500</pubDate>

        

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        <title>Methods needed - MSUtils</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[sorry for above one.......]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2004 07:06:20 -0500</pubDate>

        

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        <title>MSUtils - more methods needed</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[package MS.pickpocket.utils
<br>
<br>public class MSUtils {
<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;public static C# getC#(){]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2004 06:59:03 -0500</pubDate>

        

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        <title>A Java Programmer recites the Lord's Prayer</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[// My word will not pass away before Heaven and Earth pass
<br>assert (Heaven &amp;&amp; Earth);]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2003 15:51:28 -0500</pubDate>

        

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        <title>A Java Programmer recites the Lord's Prayer</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[I agree .. but since we don't know what Heaven looks like (abstract ?), we can't really inherit from it anyway....]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2002 16:04:14 -0400</pubDate>

        

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            <description><![CDATA[Not exactly Java jokes.. but interesting jokes and one-liners.
<br>
<br>1. ASCII a question .. Get an ANSI.
<br>2. thespacebaronmykeyboardisnotworking.
<br>3. Have you heard of Sun's Viagra for Windows... it converts your floppy disk into a hard disk.]]></description>
        

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        <title>Java Jokes</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[A boolean passes a friend in the hall, who notes he looks quite depressed.  The friend vaguely recalls a recent family tragedy and asks, &quot;Hey, is it true your parents died last week in a Garbage Collection accident?&quot;  The boolean replies,...]]></description>
        

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            <description><![CDATA[import java.net.*;
<br>
<br>// simple statement or platform war ??
<br>]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2002 01:23:18 -0400</pubDate>

        

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            <description><![CDATA[Two ints and a Float in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. &quot;Hey, baby&quot;, he says, &quot;my VM or yours&quot;. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. ...]]></description>
        

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        <title>A Java Programmer recites the Lord's Prayer</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[that was a cool one!!]]></description>
        

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            <description><![CDATA[public static void main(String args[]) {
<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;System.out.println(&quot;Bad command or file name&quot;);  
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            <description><![CDATA[Geekware is offering shirts with following messages(ofcourse you have to buy them):
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<br>$rm -f /bin/laden]]></description>
        

        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2002 22:48:46 -0400</pubDate>

        

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